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Duck of

For stupid fuckers who are dyslexic and can’t spell
Khush said duck of instead of fuck off
by Duck of September 21, 2020
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Ducked

The autocorrected version of fucked, sometimes used in replace of fucked
by My_crappy_name July 24, 2022
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not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
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Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot
Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: It's 19 duck ass.
by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023
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Whiskey-Ducked

Verb (past tense)

1) To be exceptionally braggadocios prior to suffering a humiliating defeat

2) To perform demonstrably better than a competitor, yet see that competitor advance in your place
1) Man, we thought we had that tournament in the bag but we got Whiskey-Ducked. Better luck next year, I guess

2) Dude, how did I get Whiskey-Ducked out a spot in the elite 8?! I won two more games than Kevin!
by comgrad24 September 21, 2023
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Disco duck

a swanky term used to describe an enjoyable fellows penis.
Alexa was highly impressed by PJ's dreamy disco duck.
by pjskywalker September 28, 2020
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Duck Von

Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.
"Sorry."

"For what?"

"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."
by SassTheo June 8, 2017
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