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by KillerSquare December 10, 2011
Get the John McBlaine mug.A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.
Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
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Get the John Norman mug.Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.
Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.
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