Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.
"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
by cooljaw July 14, 2022

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.
Thank you, Cirke, very cool
Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool
Thank you, NotAFed, very cool
Thank you, very cool, YoMamma
Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool
Thank you, NotAFed, very cool
Thank you, very cool, YoMamma
by RecoveringKaren June 20, 2023

Person1: so I was just cumming and then my mum came in-
Person2: shut up! It’s a chimp
Chimp: I’m a chimp and can talk
Person2: that’s cool
Person1: as I was saying, I did cum on my mum
Person2: shut up! It’s a chimp
Chimp: I’m a chimp and can talk
Person2: that’s cool
Person1: as I was saying, I did cum on my mum
by Big Cums April 25, 2022

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
