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house pie

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem
Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!
by troutcreek June 4, 2010
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Rayner Pie

A woman that gets railed by a man named Kian the hot stud Hayes and can overpower any woman with his monstrous girthy cock
Kian indulged the woman he brought home with some Rayner Pie
by Rayner Pie Maker February 28, 2023
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Pie

it’s cold outside but in a pie kind of way”
by ducks_are_c00l October 15, 2023
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cream pie

by justing water December 15, 2021
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Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.
“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”
by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022
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Egg pie

An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023
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