Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

Duffy my Texas

Suck my dick whore.

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.

by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind

the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS

by anonymous September 13, 2023

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025