TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit (acronym)

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020

Top

A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.

A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .

Grace: are you a top or bottom
Hailey: im a switch

Noah: are you a dom or sub
Andrew: im a dom

by paris_babe January 4, 2021

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.

Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!

by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019

Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"

Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

by word son! August 18, 2003