Ninja

A chinese man who has a black ancestor

"get out of the road you fucking ninja"

by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018

Ninja

Comes from the term Silent But Deadly (SBD): 'A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill.'
As ninjas too are silent... but deadly.

'Wind down the windows, I think there's a ninja in the car'

by I'mOldGregg April 21, 2009

Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person

1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!

by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022