by maeveisgreat November 7, 2022
Get the star duo mug.I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
Get the Juan Star mug.A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"
by Akrysta November 21, 2022
Get the Gold-Star Bisexual mug.Becky: I slept with Avan Jogia last night! I better right his name down
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
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Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
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When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
by MickyDolenz4-ever April 28, 2022
Get the Star Collector mug.just think of how much better than a high clarity big beautiful shining raidant diamond is better than a rock. so like a rock star, a Diamond Star is that much better. WOW...
wow that diamond star song blow my mind away...she surpass everyone else singing by a meteor shower.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 4, 2022
Get the Diamond Star mug.by vincent barrob May 7, 2022
Get the Crownin Star mug.FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
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ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
by Water melon boy 29 May 9, 2022
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