Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Ryan

Duschebag

Is that man vaping he’s such a Ryan

by Tigermagedon December 16, 2019

ryan

my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.

oh yes, ryan is here today!

by spatula stan May 30, 2021

ryan woo moment

when ryan woo is being gay its a ryan woo moment

ryan woo is being gay its a ryan woo moment

by ryan woo May 13, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is the most handsome feller in the west, daggum, i oughtta tell you he gots a small tally wacker.

Ryan hates black people

by Marthur Morgan January 22, 2024

Ryan

This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.

I will confess one day, when the time is right.

- Maddie Klein

Someone: “blah blah blah blah Ryan blah blah”
Me: !!!!

by stargirl999 January 27, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world

“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”

by Madsthebads November 25, 2024