Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”

Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”

by Logan_roub January 10, 2020

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

Potato

Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.

That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.

by Hot Chicky Babe January 16, 2020

Potato

Asma (also know as Azma in Scotland) the beautiful friend of mine that acts like mama and loves pasta so much. She’s full of stress and the number one customer of vending machine. Having Asma is like having a sweet, loving and caring potato.

Sweet potato come here.

by Retaj, Sara and Dora January 19, 2020