penis-lover

A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.

That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?

by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006

Hitler Penis

A one inch, non-circumcised cock.

That kid probs got a hitler penis.

by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)

whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008

penis marking

when you wake up after a night of drinking and you have a penis drawn on your face.

oh man, you got a penis marking.

by Big Frech November 19, 2003

dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

by Olibaba March 26, 2009