thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 January 31, 2011
Ay any one seen a jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
by Shshshsg October 17, 2019
A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
Jake Osprey is an ERW Signed talent, Jake Osprey made his ERW Debut in early April of 2021 where he took on Kevin Arts for the Orbital Championship. Although the match was a squash from Kevin To Jake Osprey the highlight for many was the highly mocked entrance of Jake Osprey which took multiple minutes of him just standing on the ramp. Jake has rarely been seen after that moment only logically conclusion is out of humiliation due to all the memes and jokes towards Jake about his entrance.
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families
by Sloss_ February 24, 2017
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by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021