hairy porpoise 

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

hairy porpoise by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016

Hairy Ocean 

A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.

Man she is a hairy ocean.

Hairy Ocean by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

Tom Hardy 

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.

"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.

Tom Hardy by admicu April 15, 2014

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

shit off you hairy dogs cock by chris and liam February 12, 2007

hairy lollipop 

The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.

I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.

hairy lollipop by Whorey December 7, 2006

hairy lollipop 

The result of unexpectedly sticking your penis all the way in to someones' mouth whilst being given a blowjob; provided you don't shave your nether regions.

"My wife gave me for another fucking tie for Christmas, so I gave her a hairy lollipop."

hairy lollipop by Whorey December 7, 2006

Hairy Cactus 

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.

Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!

Hairy Cactus by Joe Salone August 14, 2010