two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

half-great-niece

Half-sibling's granddaughter.

My half-great-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-vagina

such a ridiculous person they dont even they dont qualify to be called a 'pussy'

those little half-vaginas thought they were gonna come up in here with that buuullshit, we said 'aw hell no'

by - c fonteneau April 15, 2025

half-granduncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

Half-granduncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Lun and a half

when somebody constantly acts crazy, lunatic, stupid, none sense or on purpose acts vicious towards others, trying to ruin their lives and affairs or somehow harm them. he or she is called lune and a half.

i dont want to have anything with him, he is a Lun and a half...
be careful about her, she is a lun and a half...

by Pseudo_james June 3, 2014