Dick Knob

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.

Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!

by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010

Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.

Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.

by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

dope dick

when a guy is having sex after snorting heroin,his penis is rock hard,but even after hours of sex he cant cum

The opposite of coke dick

He had dope dick with her last night

by youngdiple August 2, 2006

dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

Get away from me dick bird! Right now!

by Erich ULner September 23, 2008

dick-nic

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.

GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*

by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

Dick Troll

Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".

"Hey man where's Jeremy?"

"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."

Laughter ensues, at his expense.

by Mista Japes January 29, 2010

Dick Feeding

While receiving a blowjob jerking off the shaft of the penis while the tip of your penis is sucked...(Most common in men who take forever to reach climax)

I was totally Dick Feeding her last night when I couldn't bust a nut!

by Mcrulz282 July 26, 2011