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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.
My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.
by Calein November 26, 2021
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David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!
by Definitions964 December 1, 2019
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David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
Oh I heard David loves anal.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
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David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
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