Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.

Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.

by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023

Flag

Get the Reverse Creaming mug.

Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

Flag

Get the Cream Cheese Pie mug.

Whipped Cream Cowboy

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.

Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.

by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022

Flag

Get the Whipped Cream Cowboy mug.

Nivea Cream

A very annoying chammak who uses 2020 baddie combacks.

Me: Have you seen Nivea Cream today?
Someone: Yea shes hanging out with those other chammaks

Zaina, Nizrin and Zahra.

by Zaina fr slayed. November 6, 2022

Flag

Get the Nivea Cream mug.

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

Flag