chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass

hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

M-Chris

He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.

M-Chris has a big dick

by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.

who is that he is such a hottie?
i think that is Chris
i want him
i heard he has a HUGE cock

by poggersmon June 8, 2022

Chris

Basically an fn kid who likes to annoy you to death

chris

by Wrecker lord October 7, 2022

Chris Saupe

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Cateye chris

Cateye chris is a special type of breed that builds hella clean trucks and pulls all the pussy with his LiFtEd TrOk

Cateye chris runs the truck scene

by Edp1285 December 6, 2021

Chris

So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie

girl 1: “OMG CHRIS IS SO HOTTT“
girl 2:“ get over it, he is an actual asshole.”

by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020