A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)

I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself

by zuhazana September 4, 2017

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

BANANA

THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA

1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG

by BIG POOPY BUTTHOLE October 14, 2017

Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017

banana sublimation

When a banana goes from green to brown without every becoming yellow

Banana sublimation has occurred. Yesterday they were green and tart. Today they are darker than Pedro.

by Chunky Avacado Man October 22, 2017

Banana Buddies

kinda like tunnel brothers except for girls. if two girls fuck the same guy, they become banana buddies.

"so you fucked jake? because i did too" "yeah stacey. i fucked jake. this makes us banana buddies."

by TheRealBlondeJesus October 25, 2017