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Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….
Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup
by Polyethane November 4, 2021
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Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt
by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018
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Banana

Someone/People who obviously are too yellow to say something insulting directly. Also hiding their words in fruity wording. Leaving themselves feeling a bit on and are thankful they now are part of the herd. Ultimately showing their true Breadfruit like interior.

Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)

Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
PRIM1: oo oo ah ah why he not doing what we do?? Breaks something in anguish
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?

PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).

PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.

(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
by Issy_dead_bananas January 29, 2020
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Handy Banana

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch
by Redgorilla January 27, 2016
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Banana

by Bonana January 1, 2021
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banana stupid

Decribes something that's really crazy or unbelieveable.
Did you see that 4th grader dunk on that high schooler. That was banana stupid.

Did you see the serial killing priest kill the whole congregation. He went banana stupid.
by Rellotip May 1, 2010
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Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.
I really liked that banana ketchup.
by truthb4reel February 4, 2025
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