no lubing anal monkey

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this

dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.

by jessec63 January 14, 2008

Anal Blast

When Somes Asshole falls out of there ass.

Holy Shit I just had an Anal blast, Fuck!

by MortyMort June 18, 2008

numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 16, 2021

National Anal Week

A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.

Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started

by AssEater123454321 December 14, 2020

stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

anal hollaback girl

When the anal is so good you want to holla back

Damn thats so good. Imma anal hollaback girl

by Arden clark January 27, 2017

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014