That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.

You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.

by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024

Americanned

To say something racist or stupid while refusing to accept that they are wrong on so many levels.

Karen said she knew 2+2 is 5 because a Chinese man from Japan told her as all Asians are basically Chinese and good at math... she completely Americanned

by Chalkerz October 10, 2020

The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

American Johnny

A nickname and a term to describe a male person embodying the traditional moral, ethical and cultural values of the United States of America.

George loves steaks, barbecue and driving his Mustang. He's a regular American Johnny.

by dicktionar May 31, 2023

American Syndrome

When an American is so Patriotic, they must salute whenever they see a United States flag until it has been moved or out of sight.

Uncle Bill has American Syndrome. Let's take advantage of it and steal all 2,500 of his guns and sell it to Afghanistan.

by The Fire Panda January 10, 2022

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024