j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.

Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin

by Lucci December 11, 2008

J to the B

J to the B

"J to the B rulez"

by KP2saucey October 3, 2022

lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!

lily j is a hotness gelatinous

by Porte123 January 3, 2015

Edin j

the most perfect man on earth. absolute perfection. not a single flaw. amazing boyfriend material. 10/10.

Edin j turns me on everytime he walks in.

by edinsbiggestfan March 29, 2022

mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.

Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy

by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020

J-Dog

Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.

Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019