Second-Hand Sex

When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.

"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."

by jobrivans October 9, 2007

Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”

by Booeyy July 11, 2018

Jedi Hand Trick

Euphemsim to masturbate. Mocking the Jedi Mind Trick in which the gesture of the hand and verbal command subdues the recepient.

I dont need lotion, I know how to do a jedi hand trick.

by rorry April 30, 2007

Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009

Holding Hands in an IHOP

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011

shaking hands with the mayor

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010