Cookie stealer

When somebody who is awesome, really cool, (insert compliments here), steals somebodies cookies

I stole one cookie, and I got named a cookie stealer for life!

~addi

by Cookie stealer April 30, 2014

cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother

Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.

by iets December 3, 2018

cookie

A flat or flattish food often eaten as a dessert

I like cookies

by the random. December 12, 2021

Dark cocoa cookie

The misspelling of cacao in dark cacao cookie

Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk

by Arandomcrkplayer May 15, 2022

Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.

Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??

by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024