Showed out

When you go to Taco Bell and they fuck up your order and you go all jerry springer on their ass.

We almost went to the strip club but when we swung by tbell, the chick from surf city showed out over some enchiladas and we just all bailed.

by GatewayDrug September 22, 2014

shofer

slang for "fo sho". purnounced just like a chauffeur

dude - "yoyo, you got dim pills?!"
dudette - "dude, shofer"

by animal life June 2, 2007

After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

shomer cayleigh

a tradition where men can't touch those named cayleigh

daniel couldn't touch cayleigh because he is shomer cayleigh

by johnny buckland October 2, 2011

showerface

Originated on the streets of Southgate, North East London, meaning a person who can be upholded to being on top of his/her game.

A showerface is like a symbol, an icon of his/her area who people can't question, but just admire. Used widely in GRIME lyrics by the like of KANO, WILEY, SKEPTA, BIMAL and many others.

people now utilise the word to describe the leader or a person with influence.

'whats up showerface?' or 'whens the showerface coming' or that man's a true showerface.

by joshiman June 4, 2007

Showee

similar to a shocker, the showee is performed on a man. With the index finger inside the man's anus, the pinky finger pokes underneath their testicles.

After waking up from the winning coach, Steph gave Tim a showee.

by Mr.Mit May 18, 2005

showerbomb

The most evil, yet most entertaining thing to do to someone taking a shower; Simply walk in, rip ass and walk out. The humidity will amplify the stench, to the point that even a potential squeaky-no-scent will evolve into a weapon of biological warfare. Bonus points if you are able to trap them in the room with the exhaust fan turned off.

Broseph Primus: Hey, Secundus, who is taking a shower right now?
Broseph Secundus: I think it's Tetria.
Broseph Primus: Perfect. Loose the belt, it's time to make his nostril hairs explode. Let's showerbomb him and blame it on Dad!

by Alucard54s May 19, 2016