pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

sucker punch

best song in the world

It hit me like a sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that
Sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that

by BOBBYROOSSSO August 29, 2020

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people

Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 21, 2022

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016