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by Davey2Wavey September 28, 2018
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Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)
by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 9, 2019
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Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
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Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item
Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato
by 13 man June 27, 2022
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Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person
Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato
by The10008whoran April 14, 2022
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Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.
"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"
by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017
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king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.
Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.
by Nyxiii May 17, 2021
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