scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

scottish fish hook by Grassy sphincter March 11, 2018

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teli fish

1. A Teletubby that had been submerged in water, acting as though it is a fish
2. A person who is acting like a teletubby whilst it is swimming

3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish

The teli fish yearned for his aquatic beverage.

teli fish by suspendernoob November 27, 2018

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Babel fish

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Babel fish by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019

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Fellatio Fish

Named after the McDonald’s burger, Filet o’ Fish, the Fellatio Fish is when a woman’s vaginal district is too smelly, similar to that odour of a fish, that you do not want to go anywhere near it and would rather her felate you instead.

Mike: “ay bruh did you hit it last night”

Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”

Fellatio Fish by Twizzy2bizzy May 17, 2020