facebook half hoe 

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

facebook half hoe by 12potatoes January 23, 2017

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

Facebook Guilt by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

facebook know 

"Facebook know" means to know someone only through Facebook. You've never met, talked or texted, but you know many details about each other through posts that appear in the other person's feed and replies to those posts.

I've never met Jim, but I Facebook know him very well.

facebook know by circlesofindecision January 28, 2017

facebook baby 

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

facebook baby by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Facebook inspiration fishing 

When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.

Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."

Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?

Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing

Facebook inspiration fishing by crz55609 March 28, 2017

facebook stock 

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

facebook stock by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

Facebook funeral 

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

Facebook funeral by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017