I'm All Eyes 

Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messaging and chat.
I am ready, willing and able to read what it is you are typing.
All my attention is on what you are typing.

(Like an IM conversation or chat room conversation)

Conjunction_Vitus: Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?

Jut_Unions_Convict: Yes, I'm all eyes.

I'm All Eyes by Trent Kuver April 10, 2009

Bombastic side eye 

IDK

bombastic side eye

Bombastic side eye by anonymous April 15, 2023

brown eye 

butt hole

barry likes to stick his penis in paul's brown eye

brown eye by adam schilling November 10, 2002

chink-eyed 

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!

Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!

chink-eyed by Duffy sistahz August 29, 2006

pirate eye 

synonym for filthy pirate.

I came in my girlfriend's eye last night. I gave her the old "Pirate Eye."

pirate eye by matt_gl November 11, 2003

eye batter 

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep

fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter

eye batter by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

eyone 

Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.

His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.

eyone by Robert Newson August 4, 2007