JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Donald Ducking

When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.

"I forgot to buy milk at the store so I asked my partner to get it and pulled a Donald Ducking"

by Dr.Dela April 23, 2019

duck

another word for fuck because autocorrect doesn’t like the word and now i can say i did it on purpose

s-duck off
c-haha duck
s-i did it on purpose

by loverscherrycola November 2, 2022

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

duck

1. a spoiled 9 year old brat who got a phone and is still not allowed to say fuck so says duck.

2. autocorrection for fuck, especially awkward in online arguments.

1. duck you jemma you stole my husband wittle bitch.

2. “ugly ass hoe” duck you man “wtf bro”

by willy 38394843 March 8, 2021

I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

by Bendover559 June 10, 2022