long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments

I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

Amazon Driver

One who doesn't get breaks or long enough breaks, someone willing to be in it for the long haul. Wears diapers and uses them frequently.

My boy just became an Amazon driver, won't be seeing much of him or his hygiene anymore.

by Fartknockee January 11, 2026

chocky speedway driver

A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

rock pile driver

The most hardcore R/C rock crawler ever!

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp

by satana December 31, 2008