bro she steals my undershirts and somehow looks better in them than me. she’s obsessed with indians, like fully certified currymucher. she’s tiny as hell, 4’11 but swears she’s 5 foot because “her doctor said so” and honestly i just let her have it. got more energy than a redbull on crack. her hair’s that messy curly/wavy type that somehow always looks good, like she wakes up and it’s already perfect. and her eyes?? hazel-brown, dangerous, stare into them too long and you’ll forget your name, your plans, your whole personality. she’s loud, smart, chaotic in the best way, can cook, and built like a snack-sized kitkat bar. will gaslight you into thinking she’s not the cutest mf alive while literally standing there looking like god handcrafted her on his day off. head is IMMACUALTE
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