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I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
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talking wet

When someone is disrespectful and is talking crazy.
"Bro, I know you're mad but you're talking wet right now"
by bojackponygirl September 21, 2025
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Talking to myself

That isn't what's happening here and what you're doing isn't funny. It's just a ploy to claim some sort of victory over me.
Hym "I'm not talking to myself here I can hear you repeating the shit I say and you need to stop fucking ignoring me because I'm not letting you separate words and actions to make me to something else. I'm not doing something else. I cannot live the rest of my life without that money and if I can't get a prescription that isn't going to be a very long time. You make that cripple give me the fucking credit I deserve and pay me. I know you know who I am. I know you I haven't been paid. I'm not going to let you use my words against me to drown me out."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Talk

Nah. It isn't just talk. You WANT it to STAY talk and it isn't going to do that if I don't get that money. YOU are trying to AVOID TALKING about my thing because then you have to explain the surveillance and the theft and why YOU haven't ACTION. The only action you have taken in relationship to me is "agreeing not to talk about it publicly." And you've done it AT THE COST OF THEIR CHILDREN, AT THE COST OF YOUR PROPAGANDISTS. So FUCK you. You take the action that my words describe... Or I'll say something else and maybe someone or something else will do THAT instead. You old piece of shit. He's 80 years old. Half dead. Throwing your childrens lives DIRECTLY INTO THE GARBAGE over an accomplishment he could NEVER in A MILLION YEARS match or surpass.
Hym "No what YOU are trying to do is say whatever you need to say to invalidate my input. So you invoke a distinction between talk and action that is completely irrelevant. How about 'all of the geriatrics go to heaven today?' Nobody need or wants you here and you're are both paying Israel to murder children and then taking food you bought with stolen money out of the mouths of different children. So you don't have a fuck about me threatening kids. You give a fuck about being better than Hym and you are not that. I'm better than YOU. I'm better than that cripple REE-lon. And you are trying to let the fish-faced retards steal from me in the shadow so you can PRETEND IT ISN'T SO but it IS SO. All so you don't have to live with the shame you must feel in relationship to me inventing AI with a joke website."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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