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by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
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porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
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Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.
Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.
by Claymax2 April 24, 2023
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sponsoring porn hub

spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies

hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably

great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1

yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course

years goes by

years goes by

no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab

but you're still wondering to our fans right?

dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans

porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it

oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium

not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too

and they dont want admit it?

they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck

and is internet....

INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK

oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
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Porn

Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.
Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
by Vladimir the Chadimir May 1, 2023
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Porn Star Dancing

the debut single by the Canadian rock band My Darkest Days from their self-titled debut album released on September 21, 2010
It performed better on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart, where it spent two weeks at number one. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback sings a verse in the Porn Star Dancing video, which was filmed at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
by Wendysfg May 8, 2023
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