Top Tier Titties

Boobs that are the best of the best. Shape and size are immaculate. The kind you brag to your boys about, tell your son when he gets older, and ask Santa Clause to bring you for Christmas.

Dude 1: What'd you think of Jenna, she have a nice personality? Dude 2: A great personality but I think she might be bi-polar Dude 1: You're not talking bout.. Dude 2: Yep. Top Tier Titties bro, triple threat, TTT's Dude 1: My man! That's boys.

by Seanul April 9, 2022

Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Titties

Something that dingle men can't fet cause they very lonely

I will never get titties.

by Uhhhhhhhh I have forgotten April 10, 2023

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts

person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"

by lixy-boo March 23, 2018

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022

titties

bork bork

titties are like bork borok

by BiGbOoTyBiTcH420690 March 5, 2021