Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.

"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."

by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010

bitch tits

A bitch with really nice tits

yoooo wayne gretski, check out bitch tits over there!

by wayne_gretski January 16, 2011

tit cicle

a popcicle made out of breast milk and whiskey (preferably JACK DANIELS).

My mom gives my baby brother a tit cicle before he goes to bed

by reverand raabi July 11, 2011

Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 08, 2012

tit-butt

the condition created when a fat woman with large breasts wears a bra 2 sizes too small.

hey fatass! nice tit-butt!

by sick December 15, 2003