Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

straight neck

A guy who has epic side burns!

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014

Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.

Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"

by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015

straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

Straight Stymie

An expression used when someone blocks when you
try to do something

Jordan: Damnn Imma get this dunk!
Paul: *blocks the dunk* straight stymie dwag!! Ooooo hell yea

by somidahomie October 24, 2015

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015