simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020

simp

a simp that won't give up on pussy even tho he's clearly getting rejected

carter is a big simp

by c0ckblocker April 4, 2020

SIMP

also known as Skill Issue Mental Paralaysis

this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

Simp

Brendan Rumsey

Oh that guys is such a fucking simp

by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

S.uper
I.ntelligent

M.inecraft
P.layer

He’s such a simp

by Lucarse March 17, 2021

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022