smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).

I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.

by Helkor December 30, 2016

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

cock pants

when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants

i have a cock pants all the time.

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Polo Pants

An article of clothing that is worn by only fine Somali men. Typically in the 15-18 age range. These pair of pants are definitely a game changer for a female looking a guy.

"he was wearing polo pants today. def a 10/10"
"i cant believe Abdi was wearing polo pants today."

by shakodictionay May 16, 2023

Pissy pants

A person who pisses their flipping pants when their pissed off.

So don't make anyone mad

Hey look their is pissy pants he must be really mad

by Beezelhead December 31, 2020