Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 15, 2011

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job

by Braindeadism November 3, 2017

macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.

Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.

by cptn fagyar April 24, 2018

rim job

the act of licking someones asshole around the rim of the shitter

aye thottie wanna rim job?

by ahhh my verga April 26, 2017

Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

warcraft job

A job you get just so you can afford a World of Warcraft subscription

I had to get a warcraft job so I could keep paying for WoW

by jarvisrolt March 14, 2011