Mary Edwords

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.

Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww

by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

Mary Bennilow

The result where you want to say Barry Mannilow, but you end up saying Mary Bennilow. Also known as a female version of Barry Mannilow.

Guy A: Are you listening to Mary Bennilow?

Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfY July 5, 2018

Mari-Liis

Super smart but annoying, also very pretty girl

Somebody: So what did Mari-Liis get on her test?
Somebody 2: She got a A+ and she’s flexing with it

by Her frienddddd November 24, 2021

effy marie

a girl who i like and she flirts with me but has a bf so now im sad and crying

me: “ i really like you effy marie ”
effy: “ haha lolz im in love with you, omg i loce my bf too “

by microtitsandnotsomicrocock July 28, 2022

maris

maris is the kindest person you could ever meet. she is killer at every sport she plays and everyone loves her

ex. omg your a maris

by slorjes creator December 1, 2022

Mary Magdalene

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented

Mary Magdalene was the first to know Jesus had resurrected. What a hero!

by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020

mary

the most amazing girl, she makes u always feel like the luckiest person ever. she brightens the room that ur in, and makes you excited every day you get to spend with her. whenever you're feeling down, or not at your best, or even when you're just not happy at the time, she'll be there for you. she has the most amazing, warm brown eyes and a really sweet smile.

2 mary <3

by themanwitaplan June 4, 2022