mary jane

mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms

luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”

by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

Mary

To never take accountability and to lie as much as possible

Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.

by Marysbestie/mom July 22, 2025

Mother Mary

Nickname for a clit piercing. Because the clit, with its hood, resembles a painting of Mary.

I finally got my Mother Mary! I have to wait 6 weeks for sex 😭.

by tappedin July 25, 2025

Mary

Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.

She that girl. She look kinda quiet.

That’s Mary! She the best.

by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025

Mary

A girl or woman who is most likely a goody-two-shoes. Doesn’t break rules, is probably a virgin, and gets good grades. Atleast she looks like. Just like Virgin Mary.

Mentioned in Gilmore girls

Thing 1: God, Olivia’s 19 and still a virgin. She’s such mary.
*olivia walks by*
Thing 2: Hey mary!

by heyitsmuse August 11, 2025