john johnson

A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)

Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.

by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017

Cooter-john

Vagina.

She bent over and her cooter-John was showing.

by Disfatbitch November 15, 2019

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan

Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith

by 4ry0 June 9, 2019

John Ivar

John Ivar is a boy who identifies as a fidget spinner. He likes roblox, minecraft and dabbing. He can also be called John Ivu, Ivu or Ivar. Hes often compared to John Cena snice they have very similar names. He's german and likes to point his arm up in the air, with a flat hand and scream: Heil Hi***r.

"HAHAHA! ... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN IVAR!" "come here ivuuuuu" "johnny ivuu" Oh look, its john ivar!"

by ImABeastAnonymous May 30, 2017

John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.

Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme

by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022