Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade

dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job

by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018

Rust Job

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.

Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.

by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Lime Job

A Lime Job is when you order a drink that comes with a lime and while squeezing said lime it juices in your face.

"I was making a margarita and got a total lime job to the face."

by MrDonkey December 13, 2019

Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.

"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"

by LocalKitty January 1, 2018

macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.

Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.

by cptn fagyar April 24, 2018

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017