toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

job-ish

When you have a job .. but you don't work enough hours for it to be considered a job.

She has a job-ish .. She only works 5 hours a week.

by ben_nthejets July 28, 2012

Squak Job

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

by saints row fan December 3, 2010

macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.

Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.

by cptn fagyar April 24, 2018

Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

rim job

the act of licking someones asshole around the rim of the shitter

aye thottie wanna rim job?

by ahhh my verga April 26, 2017