Golden buffet 

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

Golden buffet by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Golden Italian 

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

Golden Italian by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Golden shower 

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

Golden shower by Applepippin July 7, 2023

Golden Goblin 

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

Golden Goblin by boogerjones July 9, 2023

golden geek 

The place you go before it’s all over and you’re brought back to how things were. This place or mindset or so one and so forth and what have you, has the potential to exceed enlightened conditions in the human psyche. You want to achieve this manifestation of destiny in any aspect of your life, though the term is commonly associated with lovers. It’s the possibility of what could have been. Most people in search of this affliction themselves have little to no association with current worldly affairs or pop culture venture. Rather these people enjoy internal existence and preceding expectations of current reality.

I went to golden geek and failed. Maybe dmt will work?

golden geek by Grantswishes July 13, 2023

golden run

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.

We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.

golden run by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023

golden bachelor 

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.

Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor

golden bachelor by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023