beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018

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Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

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cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

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pre-feel

The ability to feel what or how something would, might, could, or will feel like before one comes in contact with a thing—keeping in mind that because individuals often get what they expect, what they perceive could be biased or distorted.

Yesterday, he put his hand out to shake mine, forefeeling a sweaty hand of a sick man I didn't shake his hand. Who knows where someone's hands have been and what they were doing before that individual sticks it out for you to shake. Though sometimes it is great to shake someone's hand, in general, handshaking is a drain—a waste of time, energy, and emotion. It can also be a type of invasion of space and privacy. The ability to feel how something may feel like is also called pre-feel, or fore-feel. In the preceding sentence, I spelled the latter without a hyphen.

by but for September 27, 2018

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Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 5, 2018

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