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The Dead Lights 

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.
person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.
The Dead Lights by Omanis December 14, 2019
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Quaxs.dead 

Quaxs.dead is shite at fornite AND HE CAN SUCK MY BALLS /hj
Someone: omg Quaxs.dead is so cool 😩😩

Me: no fuck you

MY DEAD DOG ! 

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

Pulling on a dead man 

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.
"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"
Pulling on a dead man by Nounours October 2, 2011

Always Asleep Never Dead 

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.
Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

shooting blanks into a dead end 

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"