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beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
by issys mom September 24, 2021
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3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024
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Beer

drink beer responsibly
by I like crush 40 December 1, 2021
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Charlie-ing beers

To leave a beer half drank; waster of beer

(Past tense) Charlied a beer

Charlie; a guy who doesn’t finish beers
1). “Hey Ben there is a half drank beer here getting warm is this yours?”

“No Preston just left he’s been Charlie-ing beers all day.”

2). “Yo! Half of these beers are half full who’s the Charlie?”
by Not Charlie September 18, 2023
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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Beer

"I liked beer, I still like beer" said Brett Kavanaugh
by BrettKavanaugh October 9, 2018
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beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer
"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."
by bearded steamer October 13, 2011
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